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"For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King." -William Shakespeare

"He was a wise man who invented beer." - Plato

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer." -Homer Simpson

"No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer." -John Churchill, First Duke of Marlborough

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world." -Kaiser Wilhelm